I've decided to stop Funky-hello-haha.. Now I'm blogging (probably in Norwegian) at 
A-Junk.blogspot.com....
I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY LADYBUG
You have to watch Under The Tuscan Sun! I love these kinds of movies... Feel good, good, good.. well, almost...
I want to see it again, but, you know, ehh, just seen it... 

Seen any films lately? Recommend please... 


  1. Acknowledge that the universal (non-verbal) way to greet others is a simple handshake or wave in the US and Canada. However, other gestures such as various forms of bowing, embraces, applause and other gestures are used as non-verbal greetings in other parts of the world.
  2. Look up the language in which you would like to say "hello or good morning". You will find suggestions on that line. Pronounce the suggested wording.
    • Afrikaans - haai (hello) pronounced Ha-i
    • Amharic "tena yistelegn" is very formal. You can also say " Selam"
    • Islamic Greeting - السّلام عليكم (peace be upon you) pronounced Assalamou Alykoum
    • Albanian - Tungjatjeta pronounced To-ngyat-yeta it means have a long life or c'kemi (hi)
    • A'Leamona - bees-e-lees-e (good day) pronounced tehl-neye-doe
    • Arabic - صباح الخير (good morning)pronounced sabahou el kheir , مساء الخير (good evening) pronounced masaou el kheir : note that Kh-خ is pronounced from the back of the throat. mArHAbAN-مرحبا (Hello) pronounced Mar-ha-ban
    • Armenian - barev or parev
    • Australian - G'day (mostly informal but including strangers pronounced gu-day)("G'day mate")
    • Austrian - Grüßgott (formal, pronounced gree'assgott)/ Servus (Informal, said See-ahh-vass, not like the Latin word)
    • Azerbaijani - salam (hello) pronounced Sa-lam
    • Bahamas – hello (formal), hi or heyello (informal), what you sayin', Buyh? (very informal - slang)
    • Basque - kaixo (pronounced kai-show), egun on (morning; pronounced egg-un own), gau on (night; pronounced gow own)
    • Bhutan - [kuzu-zangpo]
    • Bavarian and Austrian German - grüß Gott (pronounced gruess gott), servus (informal; also means "goodbye"; pronounced zair-voos)
    • Bengali — namaskar (In West Bengal, India)
    • Bremnian - koali (pronounced kowalee)
    • Bulgarian - zdraveizdraveite (to many), zdrasti (informal), Dobro utro (morning), Dobar den (day),Dobar vecher (evening)
    • Burmese - mingalarba
    • Cambodian (Khmer)- Sua s'dei (informal), Jum Reap Sour (formal), good morning, Arun Sua s'dei, good afternoon Tivea Sua s'dei, good evening Sayoan Sua s'dei, good night Reatrey Sua s'dei, good bye Lea Hoy (informal), Jum Reap Lea (formal)
    • Cape-Verdean Creole - oioláEntao or Bon dia
    • Catalan - hola (pronounced o-la), bon dia (pronounced bon dee-ah)good morning, bona tarda (bona tahr-dah) good afternoon, bona nit (bona neet)good night. You can also say just "Bones (bo-nahs) to make it informal.
    • Chamorro - hafa adai (hello/what's up?), hafa? (informal), howzzit bro/bran/prim/che'lu? (informal), sup(informal)and all other English greetings
    • Chichewa - moni bambo! (to a male), moni mayi! (to a female). Muribwanji (moori-bwanji) is used often, as a generalized greeting to everyone.
    • Chinese - In both Cantonese and Mandarin, it is written as 你好. Cantonese is nei* ho or lei ho(pronounced ne ho or lay ho) and Mandarin is nǐ hǎo (pronounced, nee how) (remember the tones). In Mandarin, you can also say 早上好 (zǎo shàng hǎo) for "Good Morning." *as in eee not a
    • Congo - mambo
    • Cook Island - Kia orana (hello)
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I HAD FUN, WHILE NOT

It's cold, and I have a cold
(Picture From fffound)
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE SAME ROUTINE
WHAT'S UP?
London next 
(in about 3years)


I've been kind of frustrated about choosing a career, but I finally made (up) my mind. Director. I think I'm made to make a film. Change the view of something, and make something beautiful, and change reality. And my goal is to make it to London, and go to a film school there: London film Acadamy!
AL-INK-MANIA-I-WANT-A-TATTOO-SO-BAD

It's a piece of art on your body A.K.A: WONDERFUL
Blew the doors off
Easily beat the other car in a race.
Candyass
A real wimp or an uncool thing.
I get by with a little help from my friends

All of a sudden, the party is over
Btw: I dont know when I`ll start blogging again(This might have been a one time thing).. Its fun, but I feel stupid...
I figured it was time to write again.


I'm trying to fin a dress to wear for my birthday, but I can't seem to find one. I know what hairdo and what shoes I'm wearing (fabulous-he he)


I'm actually not in the mood for this, so I'll stop right here - throwing in a little music- and I'm done.

I'm a real gangster -See this hand is a gun?And I got a camera in my other one"What's the camera for?" - Shut up Doris. It's a secret you dumb wench I will tell you in the chorus. I'll shoot you day or night - Shoot anything in sight. Shoot your whole body or I may just aim and focus tight. Action means run - Cut means you're done I'm gonna shoot you with a camera, a camera not a gun

It's a really good pun - It's a camera, it's not a gun
Don't eat a hotdog bun - It's a camera, it's not a gun
bob3.jpg
This is my new hair!!! Or what I want. You know, I'm so tired of my hair. It's always the same. Flat and boring! But I don't think I dare to actually cut my hair that short. But I want a drastic change, though. Any idea of what's cool? 
I'm ready for confirmation. And my Trondheims-national costume's funky.
But since I'm in Trondheim, I can't really blog. So I'll probably see you Monday.
The whole kind of Indie or rock style has become an in-thing. Why? And I used to be original. Or not actually, but I've always dreamt of actually changing my looks to whom I actually want to be. A rock star. But not in the Hannah Montana way. No, more like Kat Von D. She is so amazing. But I don't have the guts. And I will probably not look so good. And I can't really afford changing my wardrobe. And I really like some "not-so-rock'ish" clothes. Well, I have considered dying my hair black with some crazy stripes. But maybe I actually like the not so original style? Blend in with the crowd, and to not show myself that much? I have always hidden behind my hair, and I'm not willing to cut it. But what can you do?
But I'm still a little annoyed of the whole In-style-rock-style. But they're not playing it hard core, though, which is good. But people has always been a follower of fashion, myself included (I'm embarrassed to say). But only with the striped shirt, which in my defense I wore many years before it was "in". I bought a new one, though. And I thought of buying gladiator shoes, and thank heaven I didn't waste money on those kinds of trend-setter-shoes, which I think is so worn out it's ugly. Only my opinion, though.
Me in a few years?
I usually don't like teen-drama movies, but I've got to admit that Wildchild is a really great movie. It's not just the plot, but also the camera angles. Just basically how every scene is made. But there is also a lot of stupid clichés in it, that just makes you want to barry yourself under the sheet, and pretend you didn't see or hear. Embarrassing!
Support me in the national costume contest by commenting and looking at my photo. BUT DON'T LOOK AT OTHER BIRCHES' COSTUME, OR ELSE THEY WILL WIN!
THANKS

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This makes my laugh so hard. Just ask Morten. He's annoyed to hell by me rapping this all the time. lol
Do it twiggy style!

This is on my mind while I'm writing my english essay. It's quite boring, because my head is empty.
   CLASSIC YOUTH


What kind of teenager would you be, if you didn't have any pictures of yourself in a light where you almost can't see yourself, and posing in a "cool" way?
It's almost for a fact that every teenager has taken a picture of themselves in a weird pose. Weird as in: Fourteen-style. Well, today I fell in the teenager trap. I was bored so I had nothing to do. Hi hi. But I hope that writing about it will cut me some slack.
Across the Universe is so good it gives me the creeps
I have probably seen the movie 7 or 8 times now, an I'm still not tired of it. They have changed the Beatles song, but they made them so good, it doesn't matter. But they still can't manage (or no one can manage) to make them as good as the original.

Have you ever seen Across The Universe, and what did you think of it?
YOUTUBE is for losers (no it's not, I'm just jealous)

I've always considered myself as a good YouTube-follower. But I'm obviously not! I haven't heard that many- Only like Smosh, WhatTheBuckShow, LisaNova, VenetianPrincess ect.
But Morten updated me on a lot of youtube videos (he was surprised over my lack of YouTube-knowledge). I guess I'm not that much of a YouTube-fan, but is that really a bad thing?

Are you a YouTube-follower?
I've got a tattoo
 Beatles are cool!


I can't wait until my birthday is coming up. I'm going to have a 60s-party. But a stylish 60s party. It's going to be amazing. But I can't revile what's going to happen, before after the party. Who-ho.






Once again a video from PomplamooseMusic. But they are really good, and deserve many posts. Original covers is good!
Shall I go blond or brown?
Btw: Don't underestimate my photoshop powers. Because it's really difficult to edit hair. My mom wasn't really impressed, and that a shame. Ah, she doesn't know how long it takes. I probably sat two hours editing my hair. But I had nothing to do, so I had time (I know, that's lame, but I think it's fun).


And if you didn't notice, this is me with blond hair.
And brown, as a potato that is brown.

Ok, so I have to admit, my hair is not all I have photoshopped. You probably noticed that. Mo ha ha ha. But if you have the resource to make yourself prettier, you probably would do it too. Adios, for so long, people that are people because they are people. 

Btw, as this is all about: What hair color should i choose? (It's typical me if I dye my hair blond and then I want it brown again).
Lady Gaga for the Lady-Gaga-non-likers 



Is this version better? What do you prefer?
People party at a Saturday night, I rake



This Saturday is and has been boring. I woke up at 11:00 by coughing like crazy. And so I ate pie, and slept a little more. Then I watched America's best dance crew all day long (I'm so impressed by the original dance moves, and the coordination is unbelievable amazing). It kind of inspired me to begin dancing again. but I guess dancing really is nothing for me. I'm "stiff as a board", and can rarely let lose if dancing is to be done. Although I did fine when I danced  before (at least I thought so). But I might be willing to give it a try. Well, so after watching television, I began raking the backyard (no, actually I ordered some new shoes. I like it. On to raking:). Hard stuff. I'm tired, and my back hurts. But I can look at it as working out, and that's fine. Anyways, after dinner I will do yet another boring thing: Study. And I have to study tomorrow, as well. Well, that's it for now. Bye, fellow people (laughing a little bittle dittle). Btw: I think I've got about 12 mosquito bites, because it itches everywhere, including my face.


Sebastian Tellier- Divine

I all of a sudden remembered Sebastian Tellier's song from Eurovision song contest from 2008. I thought the song was funny.
THE KOOKS
I have always wanted to go to a The Kooks concert, or a concert at all. I've never been to one, sadly.

If Luke ever pronounce that he's gay, I will go in a deep depression state.


This is me in the future. Hopefully
I have to do something, or else... I'm going crazy.
This is btw what I'm listening to

Study, study, study


DO THE MONKEY BUSINESS 2 

Morten wanted me to give him credit for the pictures. So here you go, Morten ->
It's a present with credits in it.
BEATLES- They are cool dogs

And I can drum this song at expert (or was it hard) on rock band
In the bad weather I want to fire up the fireplace, and have loads of fun.


I get warm just looking at it. And so if I may say, I miss my hair color from.. when was it.. half a year ago? Anyways, I know that picture is a little... wannabe... but i think that picture was taken just days after i dyed my hair. And I miss it. I can't dye it now, because it's only --> days until summer vacation (and if you haven't noticed yet, I'm pointing at my summer vacation countdown at the right, at the top -top right)
I'M GOING CRAZY
I have to make this project good. But I simply can not make my layout good. I'm struggling to come up with a good idea, but noooo, no ideas for me. All I've got is just this. And it's hard to mix music stuff in with a wall. And the resolution is not good at all. I wonder if I've done something wrong, or if it's suppose be like that? I probably should ask before I do something else. Well, this is just a sketch, and I hope it will get better in a while. 
MY TEACHERS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO ACCUMULATE ALL SCHOOL WORK UNTIL LATE APRIL

shutup-I-m-reading-or-focused-139951481.jpgI don't understand why they gave us a moth freely from most school work, and now they drop a big, red schoolwork-bomb in our faces. But I'm handling it a lot better than the other folks. Some of them can even scream at the teachers if too much work is to be done. That I don't understand, and I think it's idiotic to get angry in front of the teacher and class. Keep to yourself, dammit. You can choose to be in comprehensive school, and if you can't handle it, drop out. Of course you can complain, but not scream-complain. Well, I'm exaggerating a bit, but I get so tired of it. It makes work worse. But with a "will-do-spirit" I can do anything I put my mind to. And some of it is pretty meddling to learn, but to have a nature study- test where the whole book is to be learned is not fun. And it's a real high pressure now that it's a departure major. And I have to keep my A, or I will kill myself... Well, I'm exaggerating again. Anyways, I get a bad conscience by blogging. So I have to go back to my English, nature and math and everything else... 

And I've completed Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban. It's a shame it's a short book, but I went to the bookstore and peeked at the next book at 800 almost 900 pages, and I can't wait to read again. Well, I have to wait until the 20th of May to read. 


How are things at school, guys? Ha ha ho ho

I said bye, bye miss. Paradise
My new goal for the week is to not watch paradise hotel. I'm so tired of it. It's the same shit all the time. Kissing, game, bitch-fight, game, get drunk and game. That is all there is. Nothing special about it, and I can't actually believe how many who are watching this tv-crap. I'm embarrassed to say that I've watched almost every episode and made my evening depending on the show. But no more, Sir. I'm finished. Completo. Finito. Fin. 
But since I'm already a steady watcher, I will continue keeping updates. Once a Paradise watcher always a Paradise watcher.
I don't like it. But all I'm hoping for is that there will not be a third season. 



DO THE MONKEY BUSINESS 


All credit to Morten
I know - and I've kind of promised myself to keep away from angry-complaining-blogging about my parents, but this time I couldn't resist the temptation. Because my mom drives me crazy sometimes. 


I have a curfew,  and I'm suppose to be inside until my watch turns 00:00-or something like 23:59. But I think, at the age of almost 17 (which is almost 18), that the curfew ought to be pulled another hour ahead. 01:00 is alright. I don't think mom realizes how kind of lucky she is to not have a kid that goes around partying and drinking all day long-because I could easily be one of those. And I'm almost always honest with her. We have a good mother-daughter-relationship, but sometimes it's crazy annoying when I come home from Morten and she says: "You're eyes looks glossy", and she accuses me of drinking. Of course my eyes are glossy when I'm riding on a bike and the wind's blowing in my eyes. 
This is so annoying that I'm up late. Well, I tried to sleep, but couldn't. It actually hurts me that she doesn't trust me. 


Another thing I've been thinking lately: I think that the teenager mind is underestimated. I'm too tired to write about that right now... That is why I will get back to that subject another time. Bye for now.
I have always been crushing on Daniel Radcliffe. You know, he's always been viewed as the magician hero - ergo: sexy. Although he's not so hot in the movies, but in real life - yum. The thing is that I think (people think) Daniel Radcliffe is gay (and the tears are falling from my eyes). BUT Rupert Grint- I've never considered him. But as I think about it- he's pretty hot too. Sometimes. Maybe in the right light. Anyways... Come to me Rupert - ha ha -- haaa (dreaming). Hope he's not gay as well.
                                    GAY, but cute
WHAT CAN YOU SAY AGAINST THIS? HA?