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The flower you shared with me is the flower God shared with you.
That's weird. That's kind of stupid. That's kind of funky. God I'm bored.


I wasn't planning on writing today. I just didn't want to. But Morten had been waiting all day for a post, so I thought I would just write something stupid just to please him.
I'm doing Final cut, and I hate it too much. God. Im deleting almost everything. And everything is just stupid. 
Okey, so I'm bored. I think I'm going to add some jokes to this post too brighten your day. :

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."


A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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These are not funny, but I don't have any energy too continue. 
And by the way: These pictures have nothing to do with my post, but I think it's important too have pictures. 
And I don't know the rule of to and too that well, so don't judge me too harshly. That's correct, because I saw it on Gilmore Girls yesterday. I like to have english subtitles, it makes me better (I like to think).








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