Morten is cute and:

You have to love Morten

The best thing about having a gay best friend (as in guy) is that he writes long, funny and cute stories to you on facebook or anywhere else. Just take a look at what he sent me last night. Aw. He is so cute. Cute, cute, cute. Thanks Morten, it really made me laugh.

Hi, I'm Scott Calvin (SC) earlier known as Tim Allen (the actor), but in one of my many dozens films I got transformed into a Santa Claus. (SC) That was a joyful day for everyone.. Or? Anyways, I was only message's you because, and do read closely. Just lean forward towards the screen! Come on! Don't be shy no one will know. Aaaanyways: I was in town today to buy you a lovely Happy Christmas - New year - I love you so deeply - I'm glad you're my friend - card, and suddenly? Guess who I saw? - No, Anette; You guessed wrong it wasn't Paul McCartney. It was *drums* THE GUY FROM THE MOVIE ELF! You probably not remember him, but you used to do a little humpty-dumpty on him before? You remember? No? What a pity. Anyroad, I was going, like I said to buy you a lovely Happy Christmas - New year - I love you so deeply - I'm glad you're my friend - card in town. So after I saw the dude from Elf, and giggled loudly by myself, BTW! I continued (Of course i did.) But that's not the point. So I'm walking down Karl - Johan or something (weird name btw! Something like: Funky street six, six street mafia, McCartney love street, Cold owns road, Blettered street, etc. Would have been a much better name for it) And there it is! The shop where I was supposed to buy you a lovely Happy Christmas - New year - I love you so deeply - I'm glad you're my friend - card (And yes i wrote "supposed" and you're not wondering what went wrong, and just keep on reading and I'm sure you'll get it), so I'm walking towards the building and all of the sudden I saw a common friend of ours - Brad Pitt on his daily walk, and before I knew it, I was at the plaza hotel and making out with him XD - KIDDING! I got you there, didn't I? Like I said: and before i knew it, I was at the plaza hotel and drinking coffee with him, so I do apologize for that, but when I finally were done (Yes, I wrote finally! 'cause - No offense I like Brad Pitt but seriously that dude talk soooo much and he always walking around the fire - he's never getting to the point. Omg! People like that are so irritating, don't you think?) then I was heading to the shop, once again. And right before my left arm was in, or was it the right arm? hmmm.. Thats a tricky one: left or right? Yes, anyways it doesn't really matter. But I was on my way in, when a huge helicopter blew my invisible hat of! And i Just had to have it! Because - arrrgh, believe me I had a bad hair day. I'd been running after this humongous helicopter when I first realized that my invisible hat still was on! I'd ran for hours, you can believe I was out of breath, huh? - Or maybe it was minutes. Hmrf, I don't remember, actually. How weird. Is not like me to just forget things like that. Oh very well, where was I?... Oh yes! So my point is I was really gasping for air. So, I walked up Karl Johan (I still thinks that's a stupid name) and i walked from the shop called Urban at the top? You know where that is, and aaaaaall the way too Ark. What does that mean by the way? (Acts of Random Kindness? - Thats a really odd name too name a bookshop.) But whilst I was walking the weather changed from a little snow to a bit more snow. That was awesome! So there i was again. On my way to buy you a lovely Happy Christmas - New year - I love you so deeply - I'm glad you're my friend - card, when i noticed a moose. No that was a joke (hahahahahahhahaha - Endless laughing). And i went in there and asked the pretty, handsome, sexi, cute guy behind the desk if they got any more Happy Christmas - New year - I love you so deeply - I'm glad you're my friend -cards again? And then he looked at me. smiled. And said no. What a bummer! So i then decided to buy you one happy Christmas card, one New year card, one I love you so deeply card and one I'm glad your my friend card. BUT (here comes the but) i hadn't afford it, no wonder i can't afford to pay attention. Thats a good one. Isn't that so typical? I drove many, many, many miles / or inches with my playmate car, and i flied in like days or something and when i finally reached my destiny, it was sold out! Well, well. We can do nothing about that. So instead of giving you a lovely Happy Christmas - New year - I love you so deeply - I'm glad you're my friend - card I was hoping we might can do something this weekend? And Whilst I am at it, I love your blog! ♥ And, btw! I personally thinks that you should copy this, set it in word, (maybe you can read it there), and then you print it out (a kind of dumb memory and you put it somewhere safe.) And in some weeks we can look at this and die. No! Of course not die die, but die. You get it? And btw! In case you wondered i used awfully long time writing you this, but i dont care! Cause i love you and you're my best friend! ♥ So, when i got home. I was supposed to rehearse to the test on friday, but. I've done some work, yeh yeh. You can't get best of both worlds? Except for hannah montana! She can do anything! She's like Kim possible, and you know Kim Possible is the leader of the movie Mission impossible? Isn't that weird? Hmrf. Ok! be that way.. but i thought so. You wanna see another thing that is weird? My name (MORTEN), or not my name, yes god! of course its weird, but im weirder. (I think, or you can decide). hmm.. now i got lost in translation! (like that film, you know). I dont know what else too write, but that might be okay for you? For after all this is a VERY long msg! (did you see what I did there? I turned message into msg!) I A M C O O L! But you're cooler! Speaking of which: I am really cold right now; And i Seriously haven't a clue why. Odd. But yes, i'll think i should finish approx. here: But first i wanna toss a song into this incredibly and terribly long letter from me to you. And one christmas song, since you made me kind of in Christmas spirit. so Here we go: So, you can check the song out here: NO I MEAN; YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT THE SONG Here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34&NR=1, here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34&NR=1, here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34&NR=1, here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34&NR=1, here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34&NR=1 or herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34&NR=1. But of course, these links are all the same - just pick one. I just felt like being funny! And i got to admit it was a success! I certainly laughed, how about you? (and you know which laugh we use around xmas times right? I'll tell you. Around xmas times we use the: HO HO HO laugh). And one more thing; do not think about the movie, think about the song. the youtube movie is stupid. HO HO HO! And i almost forgot heres the second song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLEtGRUrtJo&feature=related Check this out too! Its a beatles song. All you need is love. HO HO HO! So thats about it. So, anette: I LOVE YOU! ♥